Sunday, July 31, 2011

Almost LOL's tips on Life

If your internet speed at home is slow, you can always munch something till the page loads - all in all, you will end up increasing the number of bytes per second!
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If you are to work late into the night filling up an Excel sheet, to ensure you can last longer at the task, always use Dura-cell!
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Sometimes, friends can be very inconsiderate about your deep felt emotions -
Chauhan: "I just looooooove nature."
Me: "Is that why you get so many calls?"

Thursday, July 7, 2011

A High Level PJ

At the Archi@Mumbai meet few days back, Thando was recounting his recent pilgrimage trip to the Himalayas -
Thando: "Yar, jahan gaye the wo 6,800m ki unchai par to hogi!"
Sivvam: "Wahan par saas lene mein dikkat nai hoti?"
Me: "Tirth yatra par log in-laws ko lekar to jate hi hain."
Thando: (Ignoring me) "Par daudne se Oxygen nai mil pata hai."
Me: "Kyun? Tum daude to Oxygen peeche reh gaya?"