My senior's fiancé walked in on a discussion about buying a telescope to watch the planets, and the topic turned to clothing! Someone said "I've always wanted to buy hot pants..."
I cut in, "Well, haven't you ever worn pants immediately after ironing them?"
Everyone too baffled to continue talking clothes, I continued from before, "Well, February 2nd to 23rd will have the best evening view of Mercury."
Flabbergasted, Miss Fiancé asked, "Why do you want Mercury?"
"Well, we gotta know what's more hot - the girl or the pants."
I cut in, "Well, haven't you ever worn pants immediately after ironing them?"
Everyone too baffled to continue talking clothes, I continued from before, "Well, February 2nd to 23rd will have the best evening view of Mercury."
Flabbergasted, Miss Fiancé asked, "Why do you want Mercury?"
"Well, we gotta know what's more hot - the girl or the pants."