Officialoly

It was Friday evening and everyone was going somewhere. And the person with the biggest plans was working on her building layouts. Keenly I asked, "Were you planning to go out, or just plan-ing?"
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The office switched to a healthy snacks system where fruits replaced the customary deep fried "junk foods". And bananas are very popular in this part of the country.
With me blocking the fruit bowl, a hungry soul asked me to pass her an Orange. Looking into the bowl I replied, "Sorry, they're over, can I interest you in a Yellow?"
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Before leaving office, Nu interrupted my brainstorming session with Santu Sir with a "Mujhe aashirwaad dijiye."
Before he could answer I interjected with "You gonna be making rotis for dinner?"

Piano Chips

Keyboardists in my hostel have been similar in their eccentricities wherever they go - As you read, two of them are busy making Chips! Cherry, at Synopsys, Bangalore is using Silicon while SidsVash, at ITC, Pune is making them out of Potatoes!! Boingggg!!