Within five minutes of my reaching office, the second time Nu repeated "Good morning sir, we haven't received your quote" over the phone, I couldn't help saying, "Maybe it's with the dry cleaners!"
An hour later, in the project meeting, my boss announced "aesthetics k liye mujhe iPad pe baithna hoga."
I exclaimed, "tab to wo aur chapta ho jayega."
Brandishing his pen like a dagger, he said, "tu joke maarne se pehle haath table pe aise rakhke bolega" and he put his palm on the table in the classic Knife Game style.
"Kyun, ye Gita hai kya?" I mocked.
"Tere liye ab yehi Gita hai."
"But ye to Sukrita hai!!!"
(who, incidentally, is our Client)
