Mr. Chatterjee, Vampire

Deboda asking for a "kataar to cut bataar paper" was an epic sentence during my time at College.
However, Miss K, who's read more Vampire stories than facebook status updates, was in to receive the shock of her life while recovering from a spell of fever.
Putting down his untouched cup of coffee he said gravely, "Lymphocyte kam hai, isiliye tum itna beemaar padti ho. Laagta hai tumhara blood taiste karna padega."

Lift Please!

It's not unusual for my Boss to get stranded in office with no favourable means of transport at his disposal. One such evening, utilizing the (extra) time available, prolonged discussions ensued with many a studio-mate. Thus satisfied, he announced, "Anybody going home now? I need a lift."
"Why don't you give him one?" I asked my Bong friend, who epitomizes the use of public transport. "You're the one working on that project for Otis."