What did the Umpire say over the walkie talkie when the batsman was out on the last ball of the over?
"Over and Out!"
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A senior in the Hardware team in the Hall was explaining how too many dangling wires increase the chance of a short circuit.
I cut him short with the observation that the wires were too long already.
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Two of my friends were arguing whether black chicks were hotter than white chicks.
They had nothing else to say when I pointed out that chicks were usually yellow.
"Over and Out!"
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A senior in the Hardware team in the Hall was explaining how too many dangling wires increase the chance of a short circuit.
I cut him short with the observation that the wires were too long already.
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Two of my friends were arguing whether black chicks were hotter than white chicks.
They had nothing else to say when I pointed out that chicks were usually yellow.
pj king!
ReplyDelete@JokeNo2 - even though the wires are long, the circuit itself might be short. Its something like a short guy having really long hair.
ReplyDeleteAlthough here, the length of his hair does not cause his shortness.
@debC : in the relative perception of the hair... does cause the guy to become short... i wonder how the lice in his hair will react to him being short
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