Bollywood Autodesk Suite

If someone were to play the new song from Aarakshan while you were working on AutoCAD, would you not think that the vocalist moaning out "...Zara Point pe Aao na" was desperately trying to snap her cursor to a point?
When I tried to convince my friend about the deeper meaning of the song, annoyed, she asked "Tum itne achhe gaane ka band kyun baja rahe ho?"
"Well, gaane mein mujhe music kam laga, isiliye extra band bajana pada".

The Jokathon to a GPL

Returning from a project site, I told my boss I was feeling hungry. "You can eat the apple", he offered.
Innocently I asked: "How? It's half bitten and made of aluminium."
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How is Autodesk Revit similar to facebook?
Ans. You can tag everything!
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"You seem busy!" Gangu remarked at JLo who was battling housing layouts for a new residential complex.
I replied: "She's having a row with her houses"
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Diva wearing a blue striped shirt was catching up with JLo who was sorting out 120 blue prints!
I remarked: "Gosh! Are you wearing a blue print too?" Before she could get annoyed, pacifying her, I added, "Don't worry - your line weights are more than her's".
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Having explained how the glazing would be at the toilets, my boss asked me, "So, is it clear?"
"No, it's frosted."
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And that, dear readers, was the final act! :P