Dear Consultant, with Love

Here are some mails you may (not) write to your beloved Consultants when you're an Architect:

Dear Structural Consultant,
In the attached excel sheet, kindly fill the column for revised dates with something more concrete.

Dear Plumbing Consultant,
Kindly suggest if flushing the wall to the beam would resolve the discrepancies in the other deliverables that are in the pipeline.

Dear Electrical Consultant,
Why were the earthing pits removed? The Clients received a shock when they opened the drawing.

Dear Fire Protection Consultant,
We are unable to burn your drawings onto a CD.

Dear A/C Consultant,
Kindly send the exact cooling load so that we can freeze the current scheme.

Dear Landscape Consultant,
We confirm to have received the flower sample on 14 February 2012. But the BOQ had mentioned Crotons.

Dear Lighting Consultant,
We have been in the dark so far. Now that you are on board, please could you throw some light on the project?

Regards
:P