Banana Bash Weekend

The last weekend was to be 3 days long, and just as I was leaving office, I got a call from Miss K, "Lamba weekend hai, koi plan banana hai..."
I made some purchases on the way and joined her and DebD at the cafe and presented my shopping before them, announcing, "There you go, 3 plain bananas!"
DebD and I finished eating our share, and looking at the lone fruit left on the table I remarked, "Now, that's a-kela!"

Facepalms in Hinglish

When I was asked if I could play football, I shrugged saying "I can run around, if that'd help."
Encouragingly my boss said, "Sab log yahan aise hi hain, you just keep running and kicking, and who knows man, tere se goal bhi shayad ho jaye!"
Puzzled at his comment I asked, "But... ball to pehle se hi gol hai na?"

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In a serious discussion about being creative about work my colleague said there wasn't any free time to do so.
My boss replied, "You wont get to sit dreamily at the beach man! Ideas can come anytime."
I added "And, aap Studio ke beech to reh hi sakte hain..."